The USMC is over 222 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our Mother was an M-16, and our Father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for Mom, the Corps, and the American Flag. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice,
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!
damn son you make me want to re enlist. SEMPER FI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From a Bubblehead,
That sounds about right!
I’ve got the upmost respect for Marines
The Anchors was the skimmers, bubbleheads did not arise till 1900, we have a fish and its still ours, I still don’t see a fish on your EGA!
Awooga and Semper Fi (I’m not sure if it disrespectfull for a Submariner to say it, but hope you know its out of respect!)
Your tirade here is a poor example of humanity. If you are trying to convince others that you are or were a Marine, give it up. A Marine does not consider his father to be the devil. Marines steal nothing from anyone, and they (besides their escorts in the U.S. Navy) are some of the most honorable service people I have ever served with. And anyone who thinks Marines are drunkards is in for a battle when saying that to their faces.
And, by the way, it’s HOO Rah!
Your metaphors are good and I see where your trying to go But…. You will piss of a lot of Marines by some of the actions you infer. Self-centered they are not, the devil is their father, more like GOD, Thief’s, They would never disgrace themselves by stealing. I know a lot of Marines and they are all upstanding individuals.
Vet-USAF
You don’t fear the Almighty God? Wait until you meet Him at HIs judgement seat. Then you’ll know what fear is.
Like you said, you live like Soldiers. But you ARENT Soldiers, and you never will be.
Sounds about right to me.
As a real life Marine, all I can say is that what you have said here is just the rant of one who we call a wannabe who thinks war is glory, one who in all retrospect, never left home, and has spent too much time playing video games.
It does not serve justice to the Marine Corps, and if you tried repeating this one at the local VFW or Legion, you would find yourself outside eating the parking lot.
Marines are the oldest and proudest fighting unit the United States has ever seen and will always be.
Granted we do like to drink (but that’s to forget the horrors we have experienced) and we are and will always be soldiers not to fight other soldiers but to defend our honor, our country, our constitution and the right for people of your caliber to express their desires to be one of us.
Semper Fi
I just can’t agree with most of what you said. I spent many years in the Corp with my husband and he wasn’t as you say. Yea, he was gong ho all the way and the Corp was his life. It was first and formost. He died being proud to be a Marine. HE HAD A FULL MILITARY HONORS FUNERAL. He was my first husband. He was told, when he asked for leave to come home to get married ” If the corp wanted you to have a wife ‘we would have issued you one” BUT’ they gave him the leave and he went back to Calif. with a wife and then added two sons there.The Corp was it and I’ve always known it. I then married an ex Navy Seal and it sure wasn’t the same.
What a load of crap. You can always tell a BS-er whenever you here a soldier say he doesn’t know the meaning of fear.
Yeah, sure.
We let you barrow the rope and try to not prevent you from strangle you self with it lol
you guys are okay
No, I wouldn’t agree.
you couldn’t be 222+ years if your mother is a M16 they have only been around since the 1960’s
I am a retired Air Force Pilot, so I can be unbiased when it comes to your statement. You are full of it. During the Vietnam War the Marines would do anything and everything to help a downed pilot, no matter what service that pilot was in. They would continue this mission as long as it took, even if told to call it off. The are the select few who get to live with the sand fleas at LaJune.They are the few people I knew while on active duty that I could walk up to and say could you babysit my two daughters for a week while my wife and I go on a trip. I did this and later on I did this for him and his wife. They are the hardest working, hardest playing, nicest people I ever met. They are expected to be the first one in, which they do with pride and with excellence. Rant all you want about Satan and M16s. The Marines deserve my salute, present, past, and future Marines. By the way the proper way to end a statement about the Marines is Semper Fi. And boy are they.